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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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After that, I decide to grab some lunch at a little café on Österlånggatan. The food’s bomb, but the waiter? Ugh. He’s got the personality of a wet sock. I order a smörgås, and he just nods. No smile, no “How’s your day?” Just…nothing. I’m like, “Dude, you’re in Ystad! Lighten up!”

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